Tuesday, August 07, 2007

Grande Dames

Watching a rerun of "Judging Amy" and enjoying the performances of Tyne Daly and Sharon Gless, two of my favorite actresses.
I loved the strong characters they played as "Cagney and Lacey" and I love them for being the strong, real women they are in real life. They allowed themselves to age naturally rather than enduring botox injections, horrific diets in order to stay abnormally thin, and plastic surgery that eventually starts making a person look like they could appear as an extra in a zombie film without makeup. In an industry that prefers plastic people, particularly plastic women, they are real. And that's what makes their characters come across as genuine. Tyne's "Maxine Gray" and Sharon's "Debbie Novotny" seem like people you might really know. They dare to play mothers and working women rather than overaged sexpots seducing younger men.
On that note, I do love Joan Collins too. But she's a force of nature. She remained young looking long past the time she should have, and apparently with very few cosmetic procedures. Joan is fun to watch. She's reportedly a nice lady who made her living playing bitchy characters. Gay guys just love her too. The characters she plays are kind of caricatures. And that's the beauty of Joan Collins. Sometimes you have to go over the top to be fabulous! But yet Joan isn't one of today's plastic perfect people. She takes her imperfections and plays them up to make her one of a kind.
And then you have Cher. She's had plastic surgery, she wears too much makeup and she's unnaturally thin. But Cher is truly a fine actress and a genuinely good person. Her sweetness comes through as does a sense of insecurity. She doesn't think she's better than anyone else. She goes a bit overboard on the cosmetics and cosmetic procedures in an effort to be as good as everybody else. And if you've ever seen her perform onstage, Cher is fabulous. Her look may be over the top but there's nothing fake about her personality.
My secret is that I always did enjoy acting. Maybe someday I'll go back to doing little theatre.

Friday, July 13, 2007

External Appearances Be Damned

You Are More Like Angelina Jolie

Bad girl with a heart of gold.
You are smart, sexy, and strong willed.
You aren't against stealing another girl's man...
If he's better off with you!
Despite appearing to be a fat, middle-aged frump, I'm actually a gorgeous movie star!

Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Abre Los Ojos (Open Your Eyes)

Starring:
Eduardo Noriega ... César
Penélope Cruz ... Sofía
Chete Lera ... Antonio
Fele Martínez ... Pelayo
Najwa Nimri ... Nuria
Gérard Barray ... Duvernois (señor TV)

Category: Suspense

Rated: R for brief nudity, language and simulated sex

This 1997 Spanish film is the story upon which Vanilla Sky was based and is much more enjoyable. Eduardo Noriega lacks Tom Cruise's arrogance. Penelope Cruz plays Sofia in both films and does a fine job although as one reviewer at IMDB points out, her performance in the original is somehow more appealing. She seems to more readily "become" Sofia in Abre Los Ojos. She seemed to somehow bring the aspects of her own personality that are similar to those in the personality of the Sofia character to the surface.
I found myself eager for the next scene as I watched. The actors' performances were powerful and intense and really brought the story to life. Najwa Nimri was smoldering and scary as hell as the disturbed and disturbing Nuria, luring the self-absorbed playboy Cesar deeper and deeper into a nightmare. Noriega pulls the viewer into his character's psyche, making us feel his terror and bewilderment. He is a truly gifted actor. While Penelope Cruz' performance as Sofia is well crafted and believable, Noriega and Nimri truly make the film. Chete Lera is solid and credible as Cesar's psychiatrist Antonio, Fele Martinez is a believable blend of sympathetic and pathetically jealous as Cesar's best friend Pelayo, and Gerard Barray is sleekly diabolical as Duvernois AKA Senor TV, the head of the mysterious corporation that is at the center of Cesar's troubles, whether it be an entity constructed of delusion or whether the delusions are constructed by the activities of the corporation.
Grab your popcorn and turn on your subtitles (unless, of course, you are fluent in Spanish.) This one will have you on the edge of your seat!

Thursday, March 08, 2007

The Cheesy Goodness of Star Trek


For true Nerd Heaven, nothing beats the original Star Trek!
The Next Generation wasn't bad, but I couldn't get into any of the other incarnations.
Do not quibble with me! I know true Nerd Fodder! Star Trek is the manna and the ambrosia of Nerd-dom!
I couldn't have gotten through my hellish 4th thru 6th grade years without having the fantasy of Star Trek to bring me salvation. I was not a popular child. Tall, buck-toothed and gangly with unruly hair, I was generally the target of merciless teasing. So in my mind I retreated into the Trek universe where I was the popular and indispensable "Lt. Young Cheesemeister." Captain Kirk, Mr. Spock, Scotty, and sometimes even Dr. McCoy turned to me for advice. And Mr. Spock was in love with me.
I was such a dork.
Hmmm...still am. But don't tell.
As time goes on, if I get around to it, I'll discuss my thoughts on specific episodes.
Salute me, damn you!
Lt. Cheesemeister

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